Bacon and Horseradish Cream Cheese
We have not yet hit dry land, however a fortuitous start to the name game. The first new species of our excursion has fell into our lap, literally. I believe it was due to a heart attack. He/she is currently re"coop"erating in our ICU. It is a member of the seagull family, as denoted by its talons and rank odor. Since we are currently sitting anchored in the bay, I will call it a "Bay-Gull". Maybe in the morning it will have regained conciousness, and if it is a speaking variety of the gull family, as only I suppose there may be, then it will be able to give us some helpful hints on how to not look like tourists. If on the other hand, this is an endangered species, and should it perish during the night (we have a bad alley cat problem) then I will promptly delete this entry, and henceforth throw it overboard.
Hello New Species Money, Hello Publishing Money, Hello New Feather Keychain.
Gortimus Maximus
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Reading this blog is like seeing your life while under the influence of some really good drugs. I say this as the highest compliment.
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