Pacific Islanders Are People Too

This entry is a bit of a scientific discussion about the psyche of the native inhabitants on the San Marcos Islands (Don't look for it on a map). When my crew and I were visiting and resupplying there recently, I stopped and took some time to talk with the locals. In my discussions with the aforementioned subjects, I noticed what can only be described as an overwhelming sense of sadness and apathy. Even though these people live on an absolutely beautiful, picuresque slice of heaven, the majority were suffering from these conditions. I can only describe it as 'Tropical Depression'. When I delved further into why this was happening, most of the subjects turned out to be young, virile males. They told me how the tribal elders were continuing to sacrifice young virgin girls into a dormant volcano that hadn't erupted in over three hundred years. Upon hearing this I gathered the men and we left this god forsaken island. I did it all for the Morale!

Dr. Gorton, Ph.D, M.D., R.Ph, CPA, LLC, ASAP, J.D.,