SeaMonster.Com Job Posting-Job Code 583GH-772R
We lost three men last night during an attack by a sea monster. They were on the port deck getting the nets and lines ready for a fishing run for early this morning when they were swallowed whole.
So I have sent this transmission to inform the general public that we will be accepting applications and conducting interviews for the following postions:
Netter
Spear-gunner
Hooker
Qualifications are at least three years experience, Degree preferred. The position of Hooker requires at least five years experience. Full benefits, dental/vision, pd. vacation, company rowboat. Starting pay is $32K a year. We are an EOE. HUD accepted.
Please fax your resumes to 555-FISH. Or mail to P.O. Box 993, Indian Ocean, AZ.
Serious inquiries only! No shirt, No shoes, No problem.
posted by St. Gorton @ 8:07 PM
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2 Comments:
When you finally do score a job, here's some stuff you can buy.
Oh, i guess it would be helpful to include a link ,wouldn't it?
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