Even Further Adjustments to New Political Correctness Policy

It has been brought to my attention that not only could an individual be either male, female, or neuter, but the individual could be multiple genders and or personalities, and therefore we now use: "he/she/it/they" when referencing an unknown or ambivalent gender citation. Conforming to the ship's mission statement of inclusiveness, blah blah blah... we now have hopefully the last change to this supposedly inocuous policy. We can all be using our time more effectively then by coming up with every possible instance for this new policy.

Also to save time and paper I am including the ship's welcome to our newest crew member, Herm Aphrodite. So the next time you see he/she/it/them in the galley, give he/she/it/them a big welcome.

Once again,

Your Captain