Saturday, December 17, 2005

I always knew it. This confirms it.

Your results:
You are The Flash
The Flash
70%
Iron Man
65%
Spider-Man
50%
Supergirl
45%
Robin
45%
Catwoman
45%
Hulk
40%
Wonder Woman
35%
Superman
35%
Green Lantern
25%
Batman
5%
Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Thursday, December 15, 2005

wait for it....wait for it......

i have only two gifts left to get for christmas. pete and ashley. i dont count backes and richy because i could get their's at the local gas station for all they care.
richy and i are here at the house drinking and staying in tonight, he got dumped last night, after buying her a steak dinner of all things. she could have at least waited a day. he is already moving on... furthering the belief that he is an android. the guy is made of steel.
my car should be fixed by tomorrow, and hopefully in time for me to go to jacktown to see my brosephs and my girlie. if not, i will take a cab.
today has been really great, good news on every front. i even can get a new phone for only thirty bones. i used to be down, and now i am up. richy used to be up, and now he is down (sort of). he was the only candidate i could think of for that analogy.
back to cleaning my room and drinking.

my poem

The Locust of Control
shedding his skin,
leaving only remnants
of where he's been.

Both hither and yon,
and neither anon,
"Tis where I'm going,
not where I've been."

As the ocean is to the sky,
the colour blue to my eyes,
hath no rhyme or reason,
hath no worthy disguise.

Forsooth, a simple life,
that which hath no meaning,
Is but a lonely strife,
to complicate my inbetweening.

I sing this simple song
at the top of my gills.
I sing it all day long
from the top of the hills.

So won't you come to my show
I'll charge you half-price.
If you shout 'Encore'
Perhaps I'll sing it twice.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

i speaketh in clarion tones

When traveling through the northern hill country in winter, be sure to pack an extra three to five pounds of salt in your satchels. This can come in very handy for many purposes. For instance, i was recently in the northern hill country in winter. And yes i found that having three to five pounds of salt was indeed handy. So there is your tip of the week, brought to you by The Centipedes.